⚔️ Spartacus Kids – Series 1 to 6 ⚔️
Why reinvest in tired Garbage Pal Kids or stale Spartacus drops?
Because this collection is a statement—a gold-plated middle finger to the hype.
Each $1.25 satirical Spartacus Kid isn’t an asset—it’s performance art.
Collect up to Series 6 and wear it like an ironic crown. ✨
Series 1 – Crowned Clown
$1.25
Series 2 – Garbage Glimmer
$1.25
Series 3 – Sarcasm Supreme
$1.25
Series 4 – Meme Machine
$1.25
Series 5 – Chaos Commander
$1.25
Series 6 – Irony Emperor
$1.25
💥 Be Immortalized as a Spartacus Kid 💥
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Spartacus Kids – ULTRA RARE
The holy grail of satire collectibles. If you find this, brag responsibly.